aging skin

SYB Freebie: Erno Lazlo Transphuse Age-Defying Mask

Hey Muchachitas! After laying about half-naked on the beach all summer (RIP. Sob), the sun has definitely had it’s way with our skin. For a much-needed, super-luxurious facial treatment, get into this weeks freebie: the Erno Lazlo Transphuse Age-Defying Mask (valued at $95)!    Seriously, it hydrates, refreshes, and smoothes skin — all in one shot. Fine lines and wrinkles are minimized, which... read more... Read More...

At-Home Phototherapy Treatment? Absolutely!

Hi ladies, So, I was out last night with my girlfriend Trish, who is a literally flawless Haitian-American chick. These two British guys started talking to us and were floored that we were in our thirties. Me: Well, black don’t crack, you know. Dude...... Read More...

Spend Money on Good Skincare

Hey muchachitas, I have ants in my apartment. I got the whole place treated, but they giggled it off and kept it moving. So annoying. It happened, like, overnight. Sometimes Lina feels like they’re her pets (I catch her chatting with them...... Read More...